Bad News, Yeti-Heads

The litigation is at an end. While we retain the rights to call the Fan Club the Official Yeti Rabbitt & the Vampire Duckmen Fan Club, we have lost the rights to the name Yeti Rabbitt & the Vampire Duckmen. The court found in favor of a contingency of former Duckmen, along with Marilyn McCoo, to whom I sold the sole rights to all of our songs in 1986 (I used the money to invest in an ill-fated sock garter factory in what was once Yugoslavia). They now own the rights to tour under the name Yeti Rabbitt & the Vampire Duckmen. It's a dark fucking period, Yeti-heads.

Please put suggestions for new band names in the comments section.