In fact, I totally did make us a tea

The unofficial official tea of  the Fanclub of the Yeti Rabbit and the Vampire Duckmen Fanclub.

It's public, but the chances of anyone finding it are slim, at best.

Bad News, Yeti-Heads

The litigation is at an end. While we retain the rights to call the Fan Club the Official Yeti Rabbitt & the Vampire Duckmen Fan Club, we have lost the rights to the name Yeti Rabbitt & the Vampire Duckmen. The court found in favor of a contingency of former Duckmen, along with Marilyn McCoo, to whom I sold the sole rights to all of our songs in 1986 (I used the money to invest in an ill-fated sock garter factory in what was once Yugoslavia). They now own the rights to tour under the name Yeti Rabbitt & the Vampire Duckmen. It's a dark fucking period, Yeti-heads.

Please put suggestions for new band names in the comments section.

Greetings!

I hope to see all you Yeti-Heads in October at ConConInConConFon 012, at the beautiful Route 70 Super 8 Confrencence and Bingo Hall on the outskirts of Louisville!